GAMES FOR ABSTINENT COUPLES – GAME 3: SHOCK THERAPY (PART 2)
posted by admin in Men's Health-Erectile DysfunctionSo the wife approaches the husband at one of the times he is watching football on TV and says, “You know, dear, I feel like slapping you.”
The husband may simply ignore this statement, considering it just another of her complaints. Or he may turn to her and say, “What for?” Or he may even say, “Fuck off.”
In any case, the activist replies, “Would you mind if I slap you right now?”
“Of course I’d mind.”
“But I’d really like to. I’d really like to—very much.” “Why do you want to slap me?”
“Because I can’t stand you. You make me sick when you watch television all the time. The television is more important to you than I am. Much more important.”
“Are you going to get on that again?”
“How about if I slap you just once?”
“What good is that going to do?”
“I’m not sure. I’d just like to try it. It might help our relationship.”
“How’s it going to do that?”
“I can’t say for sure. May I slap you just once?”
“I’m watching the football game, for Christ’s sake.”
“It’ll only take a second.”
“What’s with you, anyway?”
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